Hi, I'm Wayne Jarman, the best computer expert in Wollongong! You are here because you too want a presence on the Information Superhighway to drive traffic to your non-discriminatory hiring, eco-friendly, community-based, carbon-neutral, non-profit entity. You need the very latest, up to date, web-technologies to impress your future clients.  My media-rich sites feature heavy use of tables, lots of frames, animated gifs, lots of colours, and blinking text, so clients will want to stay on your site, revisit it, and tell all their friends about it.

Wayne Jarman is a highly qualified IT professional that lectures two days a week in IT at the Wollongong TAFE.  His class "Introduction to computers for retirees" has introduced many seniors to concepts such as launching Internet Explorer, saving bookmarks, creating a file in MS Works and saving it again, also to explain to them that a computer isn't a poker machine, and there is no coin slot.

If you would like me to create your website, just pop by the Wollongong caravan park and knock on my door.  Just be very careful you don't let my chooks out.

My baby Rosemary dancing already, getting ready for her career on the pole.

Morpheus from the Matrix knows where Rosemary is.

I should have thought of them first, no worries about unplanned pregnancies!.